RICK
I need you to get away from me right now.
SHELLY
Why?
RICK
Because you are unhappy. And your unhappiness is bleeding on to me. I want to feel magical all the time.
SHELLY
That’s impossible.
RICK
I want to fly through the sky on a broomstick. Like a witch. And deliver newspapers to old people. And when I save up enough money I will move to Australia and sell ice cream on the beach.
SHELLY
But you have a degree from Yale.
RICK
Fuck Yale.
SHELLY
I would give anything to go to Yale.
