1. HAVING A BOYFRIEND IS HARD WORK!!!

2. You should keep living in the apartment that rains inside, has black mold and is off of the G train because it’s cheap and you can use the money you save living there for taking cabs.

3. Sure! Move to New Jersey! It’s really close to the city!

4. He is broken and emotionally damaged. People like that sadly do not get better. It’s like seeing shit and stepping in it.

5. Let’s go see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas!

6. The Blair Witch Project is made from real footage. I saw it on the news. Don’t ever forget that.

7. DRIVING A CAR IS LIKE HAVING A LOADED GUN AT ALL TIMES. DRIVE LIKE YOU CAN AND WILL KILL SOMEONE OR BE KILLED AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. - my dad